Don't Waste The Pretty

My soulmate, aka my other half Surraya, wrote this and I found it worth sharing. This is the fifth or so installment in a series she writes which plays off of the NY Times best-seller, "He's just not that into you". Enjoy!

He's just not that into you...WAIT! I'm just not into YOU...

Ok, so it's about that time again ya'll the grimey-est of all grimey season is coming up. Why is this one worse then the prior ones?!?! Because the younger the girls are the SLUTTIER they are...they just don't care...this lack of self-respect kinda scares me a little bit, lightweight, because this is the future of America. Nevertheless, things have changed around these parts (for ya'll Southern folk! =) It has gone from them rejecting us to us rejecting them! And I must say the liberation is quite fantastic!

So let me set the scene…Girl meets boy in The Russell House (our student union). Girl likes Boy, Boy likes Girl, Boy plays games and almost loses Girl, but thankfully saw the light before it was too late and wifes Girl. Girl then proceeds to cut of all of the necessary skeezers to make things work with Boy. That’s when Girl begins to have problems.

Why do these insignificant hoes feel the need to call and/or text me (yes, I am Girl!) that they miss me and they want me back and if I stop liking my man that they want a relationship with me so they can marry me in a year and a half…blahzay skippy... If they can cook it up, I’ve heard it! But what makes it worse is they have girls of their own! They know I don’t want them, but they still proceed to conduct themselves in this manner…it’s really pathetic now that I am thinking about it… So when I turn them down on NUMEROUS occasions all of a sudden they wanna call and/or text me about what they did for their girl for Valentine’s Day or that they have a new girl or that they’re in a relationship.

Just in case there was any miscommunication up until this point I DON’T CARE! Just to set the record straight, my man was DEFINITELY an upgrade from you hoes and if things don’t workout between him and I will move forward, not back, I am too old for that! I just want to know when my pussy became the Holy Grail. I mean I am cute and sexy and all, but I am no Selita Ebanks so where is this all coming from?!?!

I know a lot of you ladies are out there trying to make your new relationship work or finding your single life to be FABULOUS and there is always some dude coming in tryna take you off the Yellow Brick Road and bring you down to his level with his games. FUCK THE GAMES!

Yes I said it! I’m here to let you know that you may have wanted this guy at some point…hell, he could have been your everything at that point and time, but I am here to tell you things are GREAT in ’08! And it is all about you! You tell that man that YOU ARE JUST NOT THAT INTO HIM and he can take all of his empty promises with him as he crawls back underneath that rock from which he came. Once again to set the record straight, I am not hating on you or your girl (even if she is a certifiable ho!) for the people who know that this is directed for them, I am just keeping it real. Any more time spent with these ex-hoes would be a waste of the pretty, and we DO NOT waste the pretty.

So all I’m wondering is why guys always do this when your happy? Like Big and Carrie, like they have some kinda radar and when you find everything you need to be satisfied they want to ruin it…just to let ya’ll dudes know, its sad, its pathetic, ya’ll are 20-something years old so take that energy that you’re focusing on me and put that to your girl ‘cos she probably needs it and leave me alone…

And for my ladies, it is a new year and a new you, but one thing that carries over from year to year is NOT to waste the pretty…